The very tiny zone of species close enough to humans, where it's legal to have sex with them, yet far enough from humans where it's legal to kill them.
"Your turn, Frank. When you find Bigfoot, will you fuck him or kill him?"
"Well both options are legal, aren't they, because Bigfoot is in the Cryptid Goldilocks Zone."
"Well both options are legal, aren't they, because Bigfoot is in the Cryptid Goldilocks Zone."
by offender-go May 26, 2021
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