Cruxen 

A creature from Greek legend that has normally 5 human bodies sown together in both mind and spirit. Stories tell of Cruxen that could be 100 people sown together miles high with somewhere close to 200 eyes. It was believed that combined their power was stronger than 100 men.

"The Cruxen moaned and roared at its prey its 10 eyes darting around the feild of destruction it has laid."

Cruxen by Ze Professor October 22, 2012

Crudeness 

crudeness: , 1.vulgar or obscene behavior totally unacceptable to cultural norms, which generally lacks tact, taste and is seen as offensive.

Joe Blow's crudeness was appalling today when he banged that chick on the casket at the funeral.

Crudeness by zombiedater January 17, 2010

Crumenus

(masculine - pronounced crum-een-us)
A phenomenon that occurs during the consumption of crumbly biscuits while naked. Due to the collective nature of pubic hair, the biscuit crumbs will naturally conglomerate around the pubic region hence - crumenus. This is a masculine term only. For feminine, see Vagumbs.

Recently, a non-gender specific derivative has become popular - Crumubes (crum-yoobs), as in “I have crumbs in my pubes - crumubes”.

A similar experience can occur when lying naked on your stomach while another party is eating crumbly biscuits above you. This can cause Crumanus.

“Hey girl, check out all my crumenus. Why don’t you chow down on one of these biscuits and then you could have some vagumbs.”

“Sweetheart, I hate it when you sit on me and eat crumbly biscuits, it gives me really bad crumanus.

Crumenus by Leighton Xander May 16, 2014

cruxed 

A way of saying something is fucked up and crazy at the same. It's almost so unbelievable that both adjectives must be joined together to describe such a thing.

"Did you hear what happened to jenna at that frat party? she woke up the next day chained to the toilet with no eyebrows and three of her teeth were missing"

"No way dude thats so Cruxed, i hope they find out whoever did it"

cruxed by monzzzaaa December 7, 2012

crusen 

When the woman grabs your penis and the male grabs her arm in a jerking motion. Not to be confused with the Dutch rudder.

My girl gave me a Crusen last night

crusen by Pfhim March 14, 2019

cruench 

when something is so cringe that you dont even wanna mention it directly, but still you wanna point it out, so you use the fancier synonym of the word, Cruench.

- Holy shit man i just ate my own poop and i enjoyed it1
- Mega Cruench

cruench by mousepenetrator44 February 17, 2022

Cruzenberry 

Bad ass muh-fucka.

1-Dude, I just smacked Oprah with my dick.
2-Dude! you're a total Cruzenberry!

Cruzenberry by Pheoniks October 21, 2010