by crazymothafuckajones July 11, 2008
Ejaculating in your wife, girl friend or bar whores under wear, folding them up, and placing them neatly back into her pantie drawer for a mid-week surprise.
Bro!, that hottie from the bar last night was a freak! I totally left her a crunch wrap supreme! She's gonna hate me by Wednesday!
by Rusty Gaggle-Butt June 25, 2010
When you suck the crusty cum out of the (at least) five day old condom, like a fat kid slurps on a taco bell hot sauce packet.
The longer you wait the crunchier that willy wrap will be of course.
The longer you wait the crunchier that willy wrap will be of course.
Bro I was so down bad for her that two weeks after the hookup I grabbed the glow-in-the-dark condom from the trash and had an ultimate crunch wrap supreme.
by Stump Wizard October 31, 2024