noun: The unsightly bulge appearing in the crotch of pants when one sits down. Looks
like an
erection, but isn't--just bunched
loose fabric. Also known as a fauxner.
Sebastian was completely oblivious to the presence of an unsightly crulge in his jeans until
Claire surreptitiously pointed it out to him.
"Dude!
Smooth out your crulge before Anne comes in or she'll think you'
re a total creep!"