Crulge

noun: The unsightly bulge appearing in the crotch of pants when one sits down. Looks like an erection, but isn't--just bunched loose fabric. Also known as a fauxner.

Sebastian was completely oblivious to the presence of an unsightly crulge in his jeans until Claire surreptitiously pointed it out to him.

"Dude! Smooth out your crulge before Anne comes in or she'll think you're a total creep!"

by Girouette October 27, 2009

crungeon

Crusty substance formed in the corner of ones eye after a nights sleep. Also known as an eye bogey

Have you not washed your face this morning? You've got a crungeon.

by NatNatMegaFitMILF March 11, 2021

Crunge

n. (crunnj)
the transformation twitch when going from sober to stoned

Dude I hit that blunt once and it was instant crunge

by Stoney McToken January 9, 2008

crugefube

A word used to replace any other word in a sentence, often to make it nonsensical and/or humorous without losing the original meaning. Similar to doohickey or widget.

Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's crugefube

It's crugefube: it's good for the bones

Hasta la vista crugefube

by niande October 16, 2018

Crugger

/Crugger/

A derogatory term used against Crug.

Crug: (says stupid shit)

Other person: "Shut up Crugger."

by crug hater November 25, 2022

Crugger

A shit so giant that it clogs up the toilet upon first flush.

1. Damn, Johnny left a crugger in the toilet and now it's clogged.

by alxorange November 8, 2009

Mini Crullers

The best donuts that has ever existed throught the course of history.

Mini Crullers, or the plural form, Mini Crulli, are a bagged hostess donuts, which coast around 2.99, or in a rare case, they will be on sale for 2 bags for 4 dollars.

If you have never had a Mini Cruller, you a clearly a fuckhead.

John: "Fuck dude, they're all out of Mini Crullers!"

George: "Fuck it dude, lets go to the other CVS."

by Ace Frehley, John Lennon December 19, 2009