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noun: The unsightly bulge appearing in the crotch of pants when one sits down. Looks like an erection, but isn't--just bunched loose fabric. Also known as a fauxner.
Sebastian was completely oblivious to the presence of an unsightly crulge in his jeans until Claire surreptitiously pointed it out to him.

"Dude! Smooth out your crulge before Anne comes in or she'll think you're a total creep!"
Crulge by Girouette October 27, 2009
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crungeon 

Crusty substance formed in the corner of ones eye after a nights sleep. Also known as an eye bogey
Have you not washed your face this morning? You've got a crungeon.
crungeon by NatNatMegaFitMILF March 11, 2021
Related Words
Crulge • crudge • Crunge • cruller • Crugger • crunger • crudger • crungey • Crubge • crudged
n. (crunnj)
the transformation twitch when going from sober to stoned
Dude I hit that blunt once and it was instant crunge
Crunge by Stoney McToken January 9, 2008

crugefube 

A word used to replace any other word in a sentence, often to make it nonsensical and/or humorous without losing the original meaning. Similar to doohickey or widget.
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's crugefube

It's crugefube: it's good for the bones

Hasta la vista crugefube
crugefube by niande October 16, 2018
/Crugger/

A derogatory term used against Crug.
Crug: (says stupid shit)

Other person: "Shut up Crugger."
Crugger by crug hater November 25, 2022
A shit so giant that it clogs up the toilet upon first flush.
1. Damn, Johnny left a crugger in the toilet and now it's clogged.
Crugger by alxorange November 8, 2009

Mini Crullers 

The best donuts that has ever existed throught the course of history.

Mini Crullers, or the plural form, Mini Crulli, are a bagged hostess donuts, which coast around 2.99, or in a rare case, they will be on sale for 2 bags for 4 dollars.

If you have never had a Mini Cruller, you a clearly a fuckhead.
John: "Fuck dude, they're all out of Mini Crullers!"

George: "Fuck it dude, lets go to the other CVS."
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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