Crowdiving

The activity of throwing a bottle Old Crow whiskey in a swimming area with many people, and the participants then race to the Crow, and the first one who gets it has the distinct privilege of taking a hearty pull. Optimal conditions are the ocean, the label partially worn off, the stopper having been orally circumcised, and a hint salt water mixed in with the Crow.

Will there ever be anyone better than the Braveman at Crowdiving? No.

by Diane Hussmann November 2, 2006

Crowding the plate

When someone is in or too close to your personal space which is making you feel uncomfortable. Same as how the annoyed baseball pitcher feels when the batter is making they're job harder by taking up the area of the plate he is aiming for.

I was standing in the grocery store line, when the impatient person behind me was practically breathing down my neck to get out of there. "He/she" is "Crowding the plate".

by TheNorthern October 24, 2010

pot crowding

When a sink encroaches over the toilet denying you from shitting.

I refuse to take a shit at John's house. His sink is a fucking jerk. What a pot crowding asshole, I had to shit on the floor instead.

by gindertopia August 25, 2012

crydiving

To cry and scream like a bitch while skydiving. Coined by Joe Gatto in Impractical Jokers.

Murray's crydiving! Man up, you wuss!

by 54321abc March 3, 2015

crowding my box

recieving too many emails from the same person. thereby crowding your inbox with all their messages so as to not be able to see other emails.

"quit crowding my box, I got the message the first time!"

by rondidondi August 26, 2007

Cunt Crowding

Stuffing a vagina with as many dicks or dildos as possible.

"Damn, did you hear Celeste & Vin tried Cunt Crowding last night"
"How many fit man?"
"7"

by Pankstank2.0 April 3, 2021

crowding the plate

referring to an almost unibrow; when one's eyebrows are going inward and almost touching

Aaron needs to get a wax, he's really been crowding the plate lately.

by JaaWeave November 9, 2006