Crowdiving

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The activity of throwing a bottle Old Crow whiskey in a swimming area with many people, and the participants then race to the Crow, and the first one who gets it has the distinct privilege of taking a hearty pull. Optimal conditions are the ocean, the label partially worn off, the stopper having been orally circumcised, and a hint salt water mixed in with the Crow.

Will there ever be anyone better than the Braveman at Crowdiving? No.

Crowdiving by Diane Hussmann November 2, 2006

Words you can keep

Crowding the plate

When someone is in or too close to your personal space which is making you feel uncomfortable. Same as how the annoyed baseball pitcher feels when the batter is making they're job harder by taking up the area of the plate he is aiming for.

I was standing in the grocery store line, when the impatient person behind me was practically breathing down my neck to get out of there. "He/she" is "Crowding the plate".

Crowding the plate by TheNorthern October 24, 2010

pot crowding

When a sink encroaches over the toilet denying you from shitting.

I refuse to take a shit at John's house. His sink is a fucking jerk. What a pot crowding asshole, I had to shit on the floor instead.

pot crowding by gindertopia August 25, 2012

crydiving

To cry and scream like a bitch while skydiving. Coined by Joe Gatto in Impractical Jokers.

Murray's crydiving! Man up, you wuss!

crydiving by 54321abc March 3, 2015

crowding my box

recieving too many emails from the same person. thereby crowding your inbox with all their messages so as to not be able to see other emails.

"quit crowding my box, I got the message the first time!"

crowding my box by rondidondi August 26, 2007

Cunt Crowding

Stuffing a vagina with as many dicks or dildos as possible.

"Damn, did you hear Celeste & Vin tried Cunt Crowding last night"
"How many fit man?"
"7"

Cunt Crowding by Pankstank2.0 April 3, 2021

crowding the plate

referring to an almost unibrow; when one's eyebrows are going inward and almost touching

Aaron needs to get a wax, he's really been crowding the plate lately.

crowding the plate by JaaWeave November 9, 2006

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026