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Crow Bag
Combat Recruit Of War. A new recruit, or junior soldier at a unit in the British Army. Tends only to talk about basic training and, in their naivety, how amazing the Army is. Generally considered irritating by more experienced troops.
Soldier: ...So yeah, that was my Afghan.
Crow Bag: Oh that's like in Basic this time when-
Soldier: Shut up Crow Bag, I was in Baghdad when you were in your dad's bag.
Crow Bag: Oh that's like in Basic this time when-
Soldier: Shut up Crow Bag, I was in Baghdad when you were in your dad's bag.
Crow Bag by YeahItsThatGuySo January 26, 2016
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