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Crouch hump

The action of crouching and standing up repeatedly ontop of a recently dead oponent. The art is most effective in Halo or Halo 2, it is NOT effective or at ALL tolerated in Gears of War because in Halo or Halo 2, you have multiple lives and unlimited time. Gears of War gets more intense and crouch or corpse humping is just not tolerated. After the crouch humping begins, cease within 3 seconds because, that is all the time that is alotted given between the average between the time of respawn while the other player can see their own body, and the average amount of time before a grenade or other weapon will be aimed at you.
Sam: WTF!! I just died!
Victor: That sucks.
Sam: How demoralizing?
Victor: What is?
Sam: He's crouch humping me.
by Sam Gold December 14, 2008
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Did you hear Trump made that fucking hypocrite couch humper his running mate? Yeah I hope he’s prepared himself for the MAGA mob to pull him up on a noose.
by Yum yum police July 22, 2024
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by BnuuyTheLoser August 10, 2024
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Couch Humper

People who like to have sex with couches.
by Lynch/Fellini August 19, 2024
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WALC Couch Humper

The individual who decided to watch porn while humping a couch in the WALC (Wilmeth Active Learning Center) at Purdue University.
Hey? Did you hear about the WALC Couch Humper?

Ya. I heard he was jerkin his dick in the middle of WALC!
by sillygeese January 26, 2024
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CrouchJump

CrouchJump is a cross platform social networking site designed to unify gamers. Instead of asking your followers to follow you on Twitch, YouTube, Twitter, Facebook, etc, you can just have them follow you on CrouchJump, where your followers will be able to see what you post on the various platforms. In addition, they will even be able to watch your stream directly in CrouchJump (regardless if you are streaming on Twitch, YouTube, or Facebook) and provide more value to them!
Hey John, I watch your streams directly from CrouchJump and joined Ronin's Community!
by OfficialRonin August 29, 2020
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Inbred Community of retards and general idiots. Go to LANs and do spastic things. Most importantly we're better than you.

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King-Daeds crouchjumped off a step and broke multiple bones and had his trousers cut off in the ambulance.
by Rich April 17, 2004
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