Crouch hump 

The action of crouching and standing up repeatedly ontop of a recently dead oponent. The art is most effective in Halo or Halo 2, it is NOT effective or at ALL tolerated in Gears of War because in Halo or Halo 2, you have multiple lives and unlimited time. Gears of War gets more intense and crouch or corpse humping is just not tolerated. After the crouch humping begins, cease within 3 seconds because, that is all the time that is alotted given between the average between the time of respawn while the other player can see their own body, and the average amount of time before a grenade or other weapon will be aimed at you.

Sam: WTF!! I just died!
Victor: That sucks.
Sam: How demoralizing?
Victor: What is?
Sam: He's crouch humping me.

Crouch hump by Sam Gold December 14, 2008

couch humper 

JD VANCE

Did you hear Trump made that fucking hypocrite couch humper his running mate? Yeah I hope he’s prepared himself for the MAGA mob to pull him up on a noose.

couch humper by Yum yum police July 22, 2024

Couch humper 

JD Vance

JD Vance is a couch humper

Couch humper by BnuuyTheLoser August 10, 2024

Couch Humper 

People who like to have sex with couches.

J.D. Vance is a couch humper.

Couch Humper by Lynch/Fellini August 19, 2024

WALC Couch Humper 

The individual who decided to watch porn while humping a couch in the WALC (Wilmeth Active Learning Center) at Purdue University.

Hey? Did you hear about the WALC Couch Humper?

Ya. I heard he was jerkin his dick in the middle of WALC!

WALC Couch Humper by sillygeese January 26, 2024

CrouchJump 

CrouchJump is a cross platform social networking site designed to unify gamers. Instead of asking your followers to follow you on Twitch, YouTube, Twitter, Facebook, etc, you can just have them follow you on CrouchJump, where your followers will be able to see what you post on the various platforms. In addition, they will even be able to watch your stream directly in CrouchJump (regardless if you are streaming on Twitch, YouTube, or Facebook) and provide more value to them!

Hey John, I watch your streams directly from CrouchJump and joined Ronin's Community!

CrouchJump by OfficialRonin August 29, 2020

crouchjump 

Inbred Community of retards and general idiots. Go to LANs and do spastic things. Most importantly we're better than you.

www.crouchjump.co.uk

King-Daeds crouchjumped off a step and broke multiple bones and had his trousers cut off in the ambulance.

crouchjump by Rich April 17, 2004