another word to describe FECES.
Hey Larry and Khalid, I'm gonna plant a crouch potato in the toilet. Hold my calls!
by E to the V December 12, 2007
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Sitting on the toilet trying to shit, when you've just had some chips. A difficult shit
One thing's for sure, after those chips you'll be called a crouched potato all night!
by Witherswither May 5, 2016
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