A term similar to "dickless" in its usage, but more versatile, in that it can be used on both men and women. It implies that the person in question is "smooth in the front", like a Barbie Or Ken doll, and therefore lacking in sexual prowess. Also implies a certain level of uselessness, an inability to experience pleasure of any kind, and an accompanying willingness to spoil the pleasure of others.
"The party was going great until some people started getting naked and crotchless over there called the police. Who the fuck calls the cops on their own party?"
by The DLivR8R February 2, 2005
Person 1: man! that guy doesnt have a crotch!!
Person 2: you mean hes crotchless..?
Person 1: yeah, crotchless
Person 2: you mean hes crotchless..?
Person 1: yeah, crotchless
by William Mayoral March 21, 2005
leather pants, without the crotch, allowing easy access to the sexual reproduction systems that we all love.
also used for easy access to the toilet.
also used for easy access to the toilet.
MAN! I really wish I was wearing crotchless chaps right now!!
Lets do it, right now, good thing you are wearing your crotchless chaps!
DUDE! I have to take a really big shit! Where the hell are my crotchless chaps?!
Lets do it, right now, good thing you are wearing your crotchless chaps!
DUDE! I have to take a really big shit! Where the hell are my crotchless chaps?!
by Broaud June 14, 2008
by Bubba Keen December 20, 2006
by Deep blue 2012 September 12, 2009
by Deep blue 2012 September 11, 2009
Ali: I like to wear a crotchless panty they allow my pussy to breathe and it allows men in there easier.
by weinthecrib13 October 24, 2007