Crotch Novel

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A romance novel that contains drawn-out and very descriptive sex scenes. Mainly geared towards women, these novels are often corny, cheap, paperback-bound, and sold in drugstores and supermarkets.

"This crotch novel is mushier than the oatmeal I had for breakfast... But I still want to find out if Francesca marries Roberto or runs off with Don Juan..." *keeps reading*

Crotch Novel by Spliffsicles July 8, 2012

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crotch novel

a romance novel-duh!!

anything by Danielle Steele-she writes a lot of crotch novels

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

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