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Crotch Meeting

When a co-worker comes to your desk, while you are in the sitting position, and stands or positions themselves in such a way that you are at eye level with their crotch.

Inappropriate positioning of the genitalia at the office place so your face is level with someone's junk.
“I had a Crotch Meeting with Lynn today. She came to my cubicle and plopped herself on my desk! She decided to sit cross-legged right in front of my face. I didn't know how to speak to that. You know I couldn't keep eye contact. Thank god she was wearing pants! ”
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Crotch melting 

something so good it could literally melt ones crotch
I mean the D850 is the cats ass ...the colour, saturation ....this camera is crotch melting.
Crotch melting by opalfroot September 17, 2017
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