Crotch Button

A term used to describe an unattractive person.

Polar opposite of "Cute as a button"

Ugly

Rachel: "You're cute as a button, Paul."

Caitlin: "No he's not."

Paul: "Shut up Caitlin, if you were a button you'd be the least attractive button. You'd be the button on the crotch of someone's pants. You'd be a crotch button!"

by Cimex September 7, 2009

Button Crotch

Term for a really annoying person, who is being difficult, similar to a button crotch on shorts.

Nick was kept refusing to pay his portion of the dinner bill. He was being a real fucking button crotch about it.

by SMSF May 19, 2020