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A languid bastion of filth and falsities; offering only an oily-coated camouflage which allows a commensal and parasitic colony to aggregate upon the crotch of the American populace, resulting in a global effect. The Crotch Sloth is an excellent line of defense for preventing a justified junk punch after a pussy has been grabbed. Sarah Sanders Huckabee.
"...and then it hit me Sarah Sanders Huckabee is a Crotch Sloth. I didn't even know what a Crotch Sloth was, so I looked up an image of Huckabee to verify. Sure enough, the first word that came to mind when I saw her slack-jawed, indignant face was Crotch Sloth. Then I read anything she has ever said and thought to myself 'Yep, Crotch Sloth'."
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by Jeb Fry May 25, 2018
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