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Cro-e-us -noun

1. One having to do with niggerdom.

2. Engaging in or participating in nigger activities.
Shanika: "Yo girl did you hear tron and d-bo broke into the sugga shack last night an tooks all day shiznit?"

Lafonda: "Girl day is up to sum croeus"
Croeus by bezzie sux January 26, 2009
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Inventor of money... King of Lydia ~2500 Years Ago. History, and not the myths, affirms that Croesus reigned, as last king of Lydia, from 560 to 546 BC, over all peoples and cities between the Aegean coast of Asia Minor in the west and the river Halys in the East, having as his capital the city of Sardis, which is between Mount Tmolus and the river Hermos.
King Croesus of Lydia became proverbial for his wealth and the prosperity of his kingdom
Croesus by Nonya May 13, 2005
Related Words
Croeus • Crouse • crobussy • crocus • Cronus • Cromus • cronus zen • Crotus • crousty • Coeus
verb meens to be cranky grumpy and contentious all at once
bobby stop being so damned crousty or ill have to slap u upside the head
crousty by mandyowen May 4, 2007

L’anse Creuse High school-North 

a school where half the people are gay, homophobic, or just whores
if you go to L’anse Creuse High school-North your either gay homophobic or a whore
Cornish term for dinner time, tradtionally used for the miners in Cornwall when they had their pasties
i love croust, i 'll have it in a minute
croust by martha paget May 19, 2008

Croeserw 

Croeserw ( also known as the site) is a village located in the afan valleys, it is home to many different breeds of scumbag such as chavs, dole scroungers and just assholes in general. Croeserw is not a place I'd reccomend visiting. if that's not bad enough, it's also in close proximity to caerau.
Croeserw = shithole
Christian: I'm thinking of visiting neath
Brett: I wouldn't mate, I've heard that place is a proper croeserw
Croeserw by Mynan69 November 11, 2019

croustillanté 

A word to describe one’s best friend who eats cheesies- jalapeño. The accent on the end of the ‘e’ in croustillanté, just adds a bit of Spanish spice to the word.
“What up, croustillanté?!”
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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