Crazy Rap

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A popular song by Afroman, but it's often mistakenly called "Colt 45" because most people that hear it are too fucking stupid to realize that just because he says "Colt 45" in the chorus that it doesn't mean that's the name of the song. They also seem to be incapable of looking at the back of the CD case to check the name of the song, which is generally a simple and effortless task.

Retard: Damn, homie. Colt 45 is a mothafuckin' TIGHT song!
Knowledgeable Person: Colt 45? Sorry, son, never heard of it. I've heard of Crazy Rap, though, if that's what you're trying to say....
Retard: Eh?
Knowledgeable Person: Retard....

Crazy Rap by Shadow of the Void October 31, 2007

Crazy Rap

The remix of Colt 45 by Afroman. This version is about a minute shorter and has an edited version for radio and TV.

I met this girl in Hollywood, she had green hair, but damn she looked good
I took her to my house, because she was fine, but she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine. Crazy Rap

Crazy Rap by JustBlaze216 November 20, 2007

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Buttfuck Crazy Clown Rape

It's butt rape, but with crazy clowns. Also known as the greatest thing that could ever happen.

I wanted to experience a buttfuck crazy clown rape, so I went to the local costume shop, got a Mexican outside of Home Depot, and paid him a shiny nickel to do it.

All the kids are crazy about buttfuck crazy clown rape.

Buttfuck Crazy Clown Rape by Leet-Crazysnaps-Mcgee October 8, 2011

trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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