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Crawfordville 

a tiny town in the big bend Florida area located approx. 20 miles south of Tallahassee, FL. Just minutes away from the beach (Gulf of Mexico). Supposedly, Crawfordville was named after Dr. John L. Crawford who lived in the community and was the town's doctor. The town has grown a few nicknames: da-ville and da-county. Crawfordville is located in Wakulla (wuh-kull-la) county. Majority of the people are extremely nice with that small town flavor. Don't be surprise if you get carolers knocking at your door during Christmas time or calling your CVS and all they need is your first name and already got your prescription ready. Crawfordville is also known for excellent church homes and A schools for elementary and middle. The middle school was named best in the entire state. Ofcourse, rednecks do reside in this county sporting their confederate flags but are not a threat or make those from other races feel uncomfortable. The town's growth has increased drastically due to the over priced houses in Tallahassee.
Are you going to Crawfordville?
Crawfordville by tifnicbar August 21, 2008
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Crawfordsville 

a town in Indiana that can be perceived as a "shit-hole" to those who lack imagination. It DOES in fact include several factories and white trash. However, if you're smart, funny and choose fun friends, there is a lot you can do. Imagination is key.

Crawfordsville has a community theatre, public library, a river and a delightful liberal arts college.
a Crawfordsville is a town that requires some creativity to enjoy yourself in.
Crawfordsville by SoccerCleats October 12, 2011

Crawfordsville 

A shit-hole of a place in Indiana. Full of white trash and factories. Bums and fools. Also, a really terrible liberal all-mens college.
The coolest place for townies to hang out in Crawfordsville is the Kroger parking lot.
Crawfordsville by Dirigible Dog October 13, 2008

Crawfordsville 

A place where everyone fights everyone on a daily.
Bro did you here about CrawfordsVille
Crawfordsville by Girlgirly September 15, 2018

Crawfordsville snorkel dick 

When you unhook a woman’s tracheotomy hose and stick your dick in there forcing it out of her mouth like a snorkel
The local chain smoking lot lizard was offering truck drivers a discount on the Crawfordsville snorkel dick.

Crawfordsville snorkel dick 

When you unhook a woman’s tracheotomy hose and stick your dick in there forcing it out of her mouth like a snorkel
The local chain smoking lot lizard was offering truck drivers a discount on the Crawfordsville snorkel dick.
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Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

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