Cracky Joe

A tall, likeable neighborhood dweller who must introduce himself to and shake the hand (limply, see dead fish)of everyone he comes in contact with. This person usually sports an afro or a shaved head. Known to have loud conversations with himself while walking down the street.

Dude, Cracky Joe bombarded me with a cold, dead fish handshake again, That guy is awesome!

Cracky Joe by tbags mcgee December 16, 2009

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Joey Crack

Also known as Fat Joe or as Don Cartagena, his most famous hits are: Lean Back, Get it Poppin', and even a song named Fuck 50. This fat MC is the leader of the rap group Terror Squad.

this is a fragment of Scary Movie 3: "some of yall call him the Don Cartagena, some of yall call him Joey Crack, but tonight lets give is up for Fat Joe!!"

Joey Crack by Diego Santana June 11, 2006

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Related Words

Cracky Joe • Joey Crack • cracky • Cracky-chan • cracky poofs • Cracky Sack • Cracky Snack • cracky / crackie / crackey • Cracky lacky • Cracky Sense

SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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