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Cozzette
A gorgeous girl with a beautiful smile, great personality, and terrible sense of humor. She has these bright blue eyes that gleam with mischief. She is quiet and shy when she first meets someone, but when she gets to know them they discover she is a little psycho. If you ever meet a Cozzette, hold on to her and never let her go.
Ben: Whoaaaa dude, who's that sexy girl with the hot bod that just walked by? She's a freaking superstar, I wanna take her out on a date and marry her!
Tyler: That's Cozzette, you should stay away from her. She has 5 protective brothers. She can handle herself. I heard the last dude who cheated on her was in the hospital for a week. She is the prettiest and sweetest girl in the whole school, you have ZERO chance with her!!
Tyler: That's Cozzette, you should stay away from her. She has 5 protective brothers. She can handle herself. I heard the last dude who cheated on her was in the hospital for a week. She is the prettiest and sweetest girl in the whole school, you have ZERO chance with her!!
Cozzette by The_Audacity March 9, 2022
Coozer Malt
When you take a can of whipped cream, insert the nozzel in to the coozer, a.k.a. cooter, fill the coozer up with whipped cream. You then insert a long plastic straw into the coozer and blow bubbles or suck out the whipped cream. Also referred to as the 69 malt.
Coozer Malt by Z Hizzle May 1, 2006
Cozzed
Dude, that was so cozzed.
cizzer
nickname for anyone with an extremely developed cranial capacity, usually the smartest or perhaps best looking individual amongst a crowd.
It is a homonym of the word "scissor," suggesting the intensity of the term.
It is a homonym of the word "scissor," suggesting the intensity of the term.
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