Cowon

Cowon, allso known as iaudio, is a brand of music and media players. They offer awesome sound quality and freedom compared to iPods, but you dont get a pair of crappy white earphones with them and they dont have a half eaten fruit as a logo so they suck!

What iPod is that?

Its not an iPod, its the cowon S9!

Why dont you get an iPod?

Beacuse I like this more, it has a 100 times better screen, the sound is just awesome and dont get me started on custom UIs!

But... but... it doesnt have wifi! AHA!!!

I have it on my phone dumbass, and did I forget I dont have to use itunes?

That chines crap cant be good. iPods are amerikan and so they must be better!

Whatever...

by tirim4 April 25, 2010

coconut corn husky

Coconut corn husky is a fighting dog breed that is specialized in fighting feral cats. The exact pedigree is the breed is unknown although the primary breeder is a man named Steve Balboni out of New York.

Tommy Tough-knuckles walked his coconut corn husky to a tournament on Miami beach.

by SHIMMY SHAM 45345 December 21, 2022

Coconut Corn Husky

The Coconut Corn Husky is an extremely aggressive breed of dog that originates from New York City. Banned in 7 1/2 states this dog is a feral cats worst nightmare.

What type of dog is that? My coconut corn husky would fuck that dog up!

by Tuench March 27, 2023

shy colon

Similar to the shy bladder, this is the inability to defecate while other people are nearby.

I sat on the toilet in the bathroom stall at work for an unproductive hour not because I was constipated, but because I have a shy colon and other people kept coming in.

by Bogrimm May 5, 2018

coconut sharks

All I know is that they're in the water, fren.

Coconut Sharks in the water, frens.

by TheOffPanda August 18, 2017

erick brian colon

a cuban talented boy that fight for his dreams and is excellent good looking. Warning: you will fall in love with those pacific ocean eyes.

Erick brian colon oo he is soo hot and talented.

by urbaaandictionary.com June 7, 2017

Bartolo Colon

The living reincarnation of Harambe. Also known as Big Sexy, this majestic beast pitches for the Mets. He has gained a considerable amount of weight because nothing on Earth can challenge his superhuman strength.

Me: Man, I wish I was Bartolo Colon.
Friend: Who doesn't?

by Frisk This October 3, 2016