Cowmicide

When one cow kills another, it is called Cowmicide. Similar to homicide.... but it involves cows.

Friend: I wonder why cows don't come near this part of the fence, maybe there was a murder.
Me: Like a cow killing another cow?
Friend: Yeah bro, cowmicide.

by TitoLeche October 14, 2012

Covicide

Refusing to follow the CDC's safety guidelines for protecting yourself against the Covide-19 virus.

I can't believe there are still people determined to commit Covicide by ignoring the safety guidelines by attending large gatherings unmasked!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 13, 2021

Commocide

The act of killing oneself or others with the use of a holden commodore. Usually used to refer to fatal accidents, which the murder weapon was a Commodore.

News Reporter: In other news, a 16 year old p-plater has committed commocide on the Sturt hwy, killing 4 occupants of a Nissan Micra.

by BeneathTheRemains666 January 10, 2012

Cockicide

The process of killing something with your Penis.

Marcus is about to commit cockicide on that fine piece of ass!!

by McSeXLeR September 19, 2012

Coonicides

Coonicides is what has happened when one finds more than one raccoon dead in or alongside the road in close proximity to each other. In the springtime after giving birth to a litter of raccoon pups, the mother raccoon might commit coonicide after the father raccoon leaves the nest or den and goes to the ‘raccoon club’ with his pals. When young raccoons are old enough to walk, they might stay around the dead mother raccoon and absent-mindedly become victims themselves. When two or more raccoons commit coonicide, it is usually because of a domestic dispute that neither party can resolve. A coonicide or coonicides can actually be the result of horseplay where raccoon buddies will dare or challenge each other to wait until the last second to move out of the way of an approaching vehicle.

Why are all those raccon carcasses all over the road like that? Did you say 'coonicides'?

by LongmeadowFarm March 3, 2010

cumicide

to figuratively fuck someone to death

I gave Kim a major pounding last night. By morning, it was determined to be a case of cumicide.

by Cowboy Bo Pollard, Esq. September 22, 2009

comicide

A comedic homicide; a funny murder; a killing that inspires laughter.

The repeated murder of Kenny on South Park -- "Oh my God, they killed Kenny!" "You bastards!" -- is classic comicide.

by miggsathon August 18, 2009