Count Flatula 

n. A wealthy and extremely corrupt powerful politician or public figure who is not shy about farting on national television or holding press conferences right next to a dildo store.

Did you see Rudy Giuliani at the Michigan hearing? Count Flatula was leaking liquid last week, but now it’s all gas.

Count Flatula by Hubba Shyamal December 9, 2020

Count Flapula 

A lady's private parts personified

Let's get your pants off and meet Count Flapula!

Count Flapula by braceyajax February 11, 2010

Countflapula 

When a man has sex with a women who is on her menstral cycle.

Savagely he creampies, then pulls out to sling the blood from his cock , licking his hands after like a savage.

Bro, isn’t she on that period, who cares, I countflapula(d) that pussy.

Countflapula by Asylum Bound October 27, 2021

cuntflatulations

is a play on the word congratulations. It is defined as a gust of air excreted from the vagina such as a " queef", or "pussy fart". this term originated in Middlesex county New Jersey.

Cuntflatulations on the birth of your child. congratulations queef lord mocha

cuntflatulations by Lord Mocha December 12, 2016