Cougat

Noun. describing a vagina, typically that of a Cougar whose birth canal is soft and creamy but not very satisfying similar to the center of a candy bar. Var. Cougato when the vag in question belongs to a latina.

I was dating an older woman and even though she had a hot body she had a cougat. I had to flip her over and lube the poop chute to get off.

by Flacido Domingo October 28, 2008

colgate toothpaste with tartar control

A toothpaste, which makes you feel like a piece of shit after using it.

I bought your Colgate Toothpaste with tartar control, and it made me feel like a piece of shit!!!!

~Tourette's Guy

by Vaxen August 20, 2014

Carbondale Cougar

A 30+ year old female of the Carbondale Area noted for overly tanned skin, whose recently crumbled long-term relationship has caused extreme whorish behavior, including banging their employees, getting people they have banged jobs with them, and generally acting like a typical bar fly slut. They also have an insatiable craving for Carbondale Clam Chowder.

Watercooler discussion at work:

Dude 1: "Yo, did you see how slutty Sally's dressed today?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, I mean, what the fuck is her deal anymore? She totally went fuck-crazy after she got power-dumped by that crack dealer she was shacked up with."
Dude 1: "Oh hell yeah. I'm gonna take her out for a drink after work. I'm gonna give that Carbondale Cougar the old Scranton Snowplow."

by Ass Reaper January 9, 2009

Colgate Dookie

To have a paste-like bowel movement. Much like Colgate toothpaste. Also, difficult to wipe away the messy aftermath. Prepare to use the whole roll.

Brad: Hey, Connor! Wanna come to Haley's party?

Connor: Sorry bro I can't. I'm stuck on the Shitter with a wicked case of Colgate Dookie!

Brad: That Chinese food tho...

by King Votori August 24, 2014

booger sugar cougar

This is a mature woman aka MILF who is welcoming to men who bring drugs to her.

Mandy is a booger sugar cougar who loves men with coke!

by I, Wreckerrr December 8, 2020

Cougar Death Strike

Cougar death strike occurs when an older woman (cougar) pounces upon her unsuspecting toyboy and mauls him in an erotic and sensual way. Often the toyboy is pinned to the floor in this process. Can result in the a horrific number of lovebites to the chest and neck.

Emily: *cougar death strikes*

Harry: ahhhh im sorry ill be good dont eat me D:

by Emp3/cheeseman66 March 25, 2010

Wine cougar

A female who appears to favor younger, less refined wines over older vintages that are more deeply flavored and richer to experience -- and consequently more expensive. WCs are primarily found in urban areas, frequent gyms and bars, and claim they don't mind paying for their own drinks, dammit.

Uh-oh. Here comes another wine cougar. Best break out a box of White Zinfandel.

by Wurd Smithe October 19, 2009