Cougasaurus Rex

An older woman too dried out for the watering hole who rubs up on every man that walks into the bar. It is a natural predator. Anyone under the age of 30 should beware of its powerful prowess.

The Cougasaurus Rex is often seen grabbing the backsides of unsuspecting young men.

The Cougasaurus Rex is known for the 20 second hug with a neck kiss thrown in.

If you encounter a Cougasaurus Rex, proceed with extreme caution - take every measure to not put on your beer goggles or the Cougasaurus Rex will move in for the kill.

Alternate definition:

A senior citizen cougar - A woman over the age of 60 who visits dive bars on the prowl for strapping young lads.

Characteristic qualities include: grey hair, glasses, and smelly old lady perfume.

Be Aware: At any given point a Cougasaurus Rex may sneak up behind you and sink her claws into an innocent young buck.

OMG, that Cougasaurus Rex is totally movin' in on Ted - should we save him?

Hey guys, do you think that Ted will hook up with the Cougasaurus Rex?

Yep, Ted totally hooked up with the Cougasaurus Rex - He should have left his beer goggles at home!

Cougasaurus Rex don’t care’!

by Erin & Ted September 4, 2011

cockasaurus rex

A giant dick bigger than 8 inches long.

I hope that bitch is ready for my cockasaurus rex.

by sexslangs January 14, 2009

cockasaurus-rex

The name of an extra large penis.

He must have a cockasaurus-rex in his pants, because that's a big buldge.

by BIGDADDYDARON October 4, 2005

cumasaurus rex

Positioning your arms like dinosaur while cumming on a girls face.

"Girl, he totality cumasaurus rexed on my face!"

by -DW March 10, 2014

Cloudasaurus Rex

A really fluffy and caring cloud shaped like a dinosaur.

Did you see that Cloudasaurus Rex last night? It was amazing

by ItsLucas February 10, 2022

Cockasaurus Rex

Someone who spends the majority of their life sucking cock or another word for a homosexual.

Person 1: I am positive Mitch is a homosexual
Person 2: He is becoming quite the Cockasaurus Rex

by mitch is a bitch January 4, 2008

cockasaurus rex

term used for the choreographer in all male three-ways, a very difficult task.

Dude, we gotta call in the cockasaurus rex, I can't for the life of me figure out how to do an all-male threeway.

by painful's mom July 8, 2009