Couch Walrus

A lazy son of a bitch who spends their entire day on the couch videogames, smoking weed and eating food while bathing in their own stench.

Yo, paul has played COD all fucking day and ate all the food what a couch walrus.

Couch Walrus by jeevie November 15, 2011

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