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A council house face. Usually characterised by a pale complexion and unkempt hair.
"Man, she's been up all night, she looks a right Conbeer"

"I've just looked in the mirror and realised I look a proper Conbeer"
Conbeer by phil1974 December 14, 2006
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conbeersation 

As is often the case in business, people will defer talking about difficult or less relevant topics by suggesting that the parties in question discuss said topics over a beer. These beer infused conversations are conbeersations.
I think the central point is that our business is failing to address our customer's needs. Let's agree to defer the other subjects to a conbeersation later this week.
conbeersation by jlfour March 13, 2017
South Texas redneck term for a cold beer - usually "Coors Light" or "Bud Light" but ALWAYS a cheap beer and NEVER a expensive beer or a "micro brew!". Plural being "colbeers".
Me and Rusty was sittin' behind a pear cactus drinking "colbeer," and waitin' to smack a hog.

Brodie and Rhonda went to the One Stop to pick up some o' them "colbeers," and bring em out to the barn.

Pete and Ava drove up to the top of the knob to watch the sunset and drink them some colbeers.
colbeer by Nick Brothers October 5, 2006

Consbeeracy 

Noun:
A conspiracy made up while drinking beer, and/or about the beer you are drinking.

A) A conspiracy involving beer, and/or, a conspiracy thought up while drinking beer.
Person A: My buddy is convinced they put something in the beer at Club ____ . They swear it gets them drunk way faster than anywhere else.
Person B: Sounds like a consbeeracy.

cobeerent 

The ability to slur your speech whilst drunk yet still be understood by your friends as they are drunk too.
I was so hammered last night I could hardly talk. It's ok though, I was still cobeerent.
cobeerent by Crockefeller July 24, 2011
colbeer cold bud-light The act of ordering a cold beer.
Hey mollie get me a colbeer.
Colbeer by Rdc7s May 15, 2017
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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