Cornicating

To perform fellatio on a block of sweetcorn.

"Oh my God, did you see Paris Hilton at that party, she's such a fucking slut she was cornicating!"

by YOU WILL NEVER KNOW! HAAHAAA! May 22, 2009

Cornicating

Engaging in sexual intercourse with corn, generally of the "on the cob" variety.

We can't take Arnold to the farm... if you take one step away from him, he'll be cornicating himself in the butthole.

by Kohan Rhera June 7, 2018

Crustating

The act of ejaculating into a crab cake.

Hold up boys, imma go do some crustating real quick be right back.

by cheesesniffer December 14, 2019