One of the greatest programmer's alive, his skill and knowledge has been thought long and wide to be near impossible. That is, until CorpNewt proved otherwise. He has set numerous records in terms of IQ, shattering his previous best, and competing with no one but himself. One of the few mortals in the modern day other then Jeff Bezos to have numerous shrines, this man is thought to be a god walking on earth (In contrast with Jeff, the devil).
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