A person over infatuated with the COVID-19 pandemic. Every chance they get, they bring up the spreading cases. Complaining about the lack of social distancing, they scold anyone who may be unmasked in public.
*casually conversing in the park*
Crab: "Better put your mask on, here comes an old coronasaurus ready to squawk at us"
Purple: "My mom's been watching too much TV, she's slowly becoming a coronasaurus too."
the coronasaurus approaches with a yard stick in hand
Coronasaurus: "That isn't 6 feet apart. You people just don't take it seriously."
Crab: "Better put your mask on, here comes an old coronasaurus ready to squawk at us"
Purple: "My mom's been watching too much TV, she's slowly becoming a coronasaurus too."
the coronasaurus approaches with a yard stick in hand
Coronasaurus: "That isn't 6 feet apart. You people just don't take it seriously."
by kylesmokes May 23, 2020