Cornigism 

The serious medical conditon as a result of detasseling corn in the hot, sweaty, wet, corn feild. Usually sysmptoms occure after 1 week since begining of corn after long hour days. Sysptoms may include reciting the theme song to the fresh prince of bellair and creating words. All of this occurs very loudly in the corn feild.

Guy 1 "Dude, my neck and arms burn or corn rash and im still laughing!"

Guy 2 "It's the cornigism"

Cornigism by Rob_M August 9, 2006

Cornism 

Cornism is a incredible religion of following corn. Now you may ask, but why would people worship corn ? That doesnt make any sense! Well there are obvious reasons for this. Corn has many uses, such as; corn silk, corn glue, corn meal, corn pencilin, corn syrup, corn grain, and corn ethanol. And even more are being made! We owe many things to corn, and we havent given corn the respect it deserves. There are 1000+ uses, but still no one seems to care. We are here to change that. Convert to Cornism today.

Dave: Hey man, have you converted to Cornism yet?

Kyle: What? Of course! All should convert to Cornism!

Cornism by Taznixx September 26, 2018

Craigism 

Craigism /'Craəgısəm/: a singular word ment to have humour derived from it that is expressed in a loud manner repetitively. It is often accompanied by a sound such as "YAW".

When you use Craigisms you descend into a trylodyte " YAW YEEEET" "CHIONA"

Craigism by chionachio February 11, 2018

cornuism manifesto 

The plot by corn farmers and the FDA to take over the world through the growth of corn and the manufacturing of high fructose corn syrup. These greedy bastards are soaking up our youth in obesity caused by their unhealthy food products. They also feed the corn to the animals that are mass produced that we ever so blindly eat. Eventually, there will be no healthy food and the corn will rule us all. The food system is taking over... be fat or die.

fuck, I'm so hungry pass me my cornsoda

the cornuism manifesto has made me hate my greedy country

cornuism manifesto will destroy america long before any president is able to do so
hide your children.. wait.. it's all full of corn

cornuism manifesto by squatchwatch November 28, 2011

Cornerism 

The ideology that any shape with corners are superior above all. It is the complete opposite ideology of its counterpart Circularism

"Shut ur fucking mouths! Today we are learning about Cornerism"

"The war of the two ideals, Cornerism and Circularism

Cornerism by Sir Curvalot November 4, 2018

Cornism 

Cornism is basically the religion based entirely around corn you must devote your entire life to corn everything u love is nothing corn is your everything now.

example of cornism ''Hey man, I just traded my kid for some corn!'' from this quote we can refer that this is a good cornist and deserves his corn!

Cornism by Clucks September 26, 2018

cornerism 

The observation of people placing furniture or any item on angles in corners.

What fine cornerism. They way they put the cage in one corner and a fish tank in the other. What beautiful angles they used.

cornerism by darkbeer42 November 6, 2017