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Cordova High 

a.K.a Whoredova High . Ratchets parade the halls and "swag daddies" can often be found discussing their baby mama drama between classes . They flaunt their moms tax return money on instagram and claim to be 'stuntin on dem hoes' . Their hot slut cheerleaders make up for their awful football team . Weave and pregnancy test wrappers clutter the floor of G Wing bathroom . Blow Jobs in A Wing discount to 5 dollars .

~T w e r k . T w e r k ~
Keisha: *Twerking in Walmart*

Store Clerk: Excuse me but can i help you with anything ?

Keisha: Yeee lemme get some Plan B pills, cheetah print panties, and #2 mechanical penicls .

Store Clerk: why would you ever need all that?

Keisha: Well i go to Cordova High . You nevaa know
Cordova High by BigDickJay August 26, 2013
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Cordova High 

A school where dumb wannabe thug or gangster that think they are tough but will cry when they get their face skinned off. There lives are like disposable vape and they’re disposable. JAYLON SUCKED JUSTIN DICK IN G WING
Cordova High by Punjabi power September 2, 2020

Cordova High School

The only high school ever to have collected enough awesomeness to have a gravitational pull. Home of the Lancers, the Big Red Music Machine, Mr. Fabulous- who is, by the way, fabulous- and the best high school in the Central Valley of California. Their band is the rival of McQueen. Our friends love us, our enemies hate us (namely McQueen), and everyone else just fears us. Go Big Red!
McQueen Freshman: We're gonna rock at Fairfield!

McQueen Senior: Shut up! we'll probably get pwnd by Cordova... Again.

Cordova Band: Providing all of your snooty McQueen High School pwnage since 2006.

McQueen Band: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! It's Cordova, let's go hide with our sorry ass selves.

Cordova High School Band Member: Dude, did they just wet their uniforms in step?

Other Cordova Band Member: No, they were all off-beat, as usual.
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