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A low down piece of trash, that does nothing in their life. They're the type of person who plays PUBG, over fortnite. They usually are a fan of stuff nobody likes/something similar but worse than what everyone likes.
Me: Yo lets play fortnite
Friend: Lemme finish my PUBG mobile game real quick furreal furreal
Me: What are you, like a conshee or sum shit?
Friend: REEEEEEEEEEEE I DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEED
Conshee by Keith Breeden May 24, 2018
Words you can keep
- Did Dusan consneed yet?
- No, he said he will never consneed.
consneed by another_pineapple May 26, 2021

Consbeeracy 

Noun:
A conspiracy made up while drinking beer, and/or about the beer you are drinking.

A) A conspiracy involving beer, and/or, a conspiracy thought up while drinking beer.
Person A: My buddy is convinced they put something in the beer at Club ____ . They swear it gets them drunk way faster than anywhere else.
Person B: Sounds like a consbeeracy.

consweeted 

adj: ghetto slang for conceded, knowing you be lookin better than anyone up in da club
Queen DBN: Gurl you know we be lookin good in des pictures!
Queen Catapiller: Don't be all "consweeted"!

conceded, purtty, beautiful, sweet
consweeted by Queen Catapiller April 13, 2011

cowsheepig 

Meat lovers version of the classic turducken .( cow stuffed with a sheep stuffed with an appropriately sized pig.
“Oi Bazza! Bugger the turducken, check out my cowsheepig! A Christmas delight for meat lovers.”
cowsheepig by Aussiecrackpot December 11, 2017

Conshoelacieism

A twentieth century religion that proclaims anti-shoe lace and shoe tongue beliefs.

Conshoelaciest: One who's religion is Conshoelacieism and who thus shuns shoe laces and shoe tongues.

circa 1966 America
An adherent of Conshoelacieism, JohnnyDiego, an antiestablishment hipster, ripped the shoe laces out of his just purchased shoes then cut off the tongues, thus proclaiming his conshoelaciest beliefs.
Conshoelacieism by JohnyDiego February 28, 2011

conskeet 

Once upon a time, we were all conskeeted.
conskeet by Kate0625 June 11, 2006
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
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