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A low down piece of trash, that does nothing in their life. They're the type of person who plays PUBG, over fortnite. They usually are a fan of stuff nobody likes/something similar but worse than what everyone likes.
Me: Yo lets play fortnite
Friend: Lemme finish my PUBG mobile game real quick furreal furreal
Me: What are you, like a conshee or sum shit?
Friend: REEEEEEEEEEEE I DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEED
Conshee by Keith Breeden May 24, 2018
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- Did Dusan consneed yet?
- No, he said he will never consneed.

Consbeeracy 

Noun:
A conspiracy made up while drinking beer, and/or about the beer you are drinking.

A) A conspiracy involving beer, and/or, a conspiracy thought up while drinking beer.
Person A: My buddy is convinced they put something in the beer at Club ____ . They swear it gets them drunk way faster than anywhere else.
Person B: Sounds like a consbeeracy.

consweeted 

adj: ghetto slang for conceded, knowing you be lookin better than anyone up in da club
Queen DBN: Gurl you know we be lookin good in des pictures!
Queen Catapiller: Don't be all "consweeted"!

conceded, purtty, beautiful, sweet
consweeted by Queen Catapiller April 13, 2011

cowsheepig 

Meat lovers version of the classic turducken .( cow stuffed with a sheep stuffed with an appropriately sized pig.
“Oi Bazza! Bugger the turducken, check out my cowsheepig! A Christmas delight for meat lovers.”
cowsheepig by Aussiecrackpot December 11, 2017

Conshoelacieism

A twentieth century religion that proclaims anti-shoe lace and shoe tongue beliefs.

Conshoelaciest: One who's religion is Conshoelacieism and who thus shuns shoe laces and shoe tongues.

circa 1966 America
An adherent of Conshoelacieism, JohnnyDiego, an antiestablishment hipster, ripped the shoe laces out of his just purchased shoes then cut off the tongues, thus proclaiming his conshoelaciest beliefs.
Conshoelacieism by JohnyDiego February 28, 2011

conskeet 

Once upon a time, we were all conskeeted.
conskeet by Kate0625 June 11, 2006