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A recent label given by the New Left to ultra-orthodox fanatical Muslims who are inclined towards waging personal Jyhad (literally "struggle", often "Holy War") against the West. It is, of course, an attempt to link something that many Americans hate (a "Johnny Jyhad") to the term "Conservative"; a term which they want all Americans to hate. Another example of Liberal Newspeak and attempting to shape public perception with doubleplusgoodduckspeak.
Liberal American: Conservative Muslims were responsible for the events of 911!

Conservative American: that's a damned lie!

Knowledgable American: Actually the Wahabi Muslims did it.
by Former Wyeth Again May 06, 2013
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