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Conrad Schools of Science 

A school in Wilmington, Delaware with grades 6-12. It is a school with a variety of personalities, from Hockessin Girls to actually amazing people, to some douche bags, to rednecks. It is a place with some decent sports teams. The red wolves (formerly the redskins) has a rivalry with Delaware Military Academy and Charter School of Wilmington. But fuck you CSW because we have more AP classes and less assholes in our classrooms. A lot of our students cheat our way through classes, but that’s okay because we had like four students in the class of 2019 go to Ivy League schools. Overall the school is impressive with grades and we have some amazing teachers.
CSS: well Conrad Schools of Science has more AP classes and is so much cooler.

CSW: Well you guys cheat in classes.

CSS: shhhhh
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Conrad Schools of Science 

Conrad is a school in Delaware that is portrayed to outsiders as an academic school with some good sports teams. However, once you are in there is nothing to be found but white trash and severe ghetto qualities. If you go into the high school bathrooms, the first thing to hit you with be the smell of weed, and then ghetto hoe trying to tell you off. Most of the boys are either nerdy gamers or ghetto f-boys. The six graders are kept away from all this to start but as soon as you start exploring the high school level and even the older middle school, it is just a trashy school. While the courses are great, they are worthless with the constant cheating and plagiarism. Bullying is a huge problem at Conrad and the administration do nothing about it when it is reported. There are also many fights at Conrad and to the students it has become a regular.
Conrad student: “I have so much homework!”
CSW student: “bitch! You literally have one thing that you cheated on! Try having 8 hours of hw every night!”
Conrad student: “but copying is to much effort. I’ll just hit my pen and take a sick day.”

Conrad schools of science students are lazy, ghetto, and stoners

Conrad Schools of Science 

Conrad Schools of Science is a schools in Delaware. In Conrad you will mainly find typical white students, and a few students here and there of different races. Almost all students at Conrad are nice, kind, and generous. I have only been at Conrad for two months so please feel free to make your own definition that includes more about the subject.
Student A: Did you get into Conrad Schools of Science?
Student B: Yes, but I dislike how much homework I end up bringing home every night.

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Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
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Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
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