Connieism 

A word or phrase not found in the dictionary, abridged or unabridged, or any published work in all of ever. Sometimes slang and derogatory toward one, but usually many ethnic groups.

Examples of Connieisms:

1. "Why are you smirkling?"

2. "If you can't prove your point, you can't prove your point."

3. "She said 'axed'. because that's how _those people_ say 'asked'."

Connieism by thetechguy546365454623 February 22, 2011

Libbies and Connies 

Short for Liberals and Conservatives. A Libby is a derogatory term for someone who preaches non stop about social issues without having a clue what they are talking about. A Connie, on the other hand, is an insulting term for someone whose head is still up BushSr./Reagan/Nixon/W's buttcrack.

Gary: It's not right that we are able to eat this food when there are still poor children starving in Third World countries!
Lisa: Oh spare me, you fucking Libby

Janine: Dear God, you have George W. Bush's picture framed above your bed?! I never knew you were such a Connie!

Random Hippy: Can't the Libbies and Connies all just get along?

Libbies and Connies by Drewnine March 15, 2009

conniessuperhotgf 

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conniessuperhotgf 

the best person ever and my favorite person ever. their super nice and are handsome/hot

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connonism

A story or anecdote that is wholly or partially false. Usually used in situations where alcohol is prevalent.

My god, that story can't be true, are you sure it's not a connonism?

Are you taking the mick, cos that sounds like a connonism to me!

connonism by Chunky Monkey 999 July 27, 2006

connies 

Slang for the plural of condom.

Do you use connies or do you just ride bareback?

Connies are for sailors, they go port to port.

connies by Sargon_5000 February 28, 2005

Connies Boyfriend

Connies boyfriend is a bitch that looks like shrek and lives in a swamp, he might be built like a stick ugly asf but hes connies boyfriend. Connies boyfriend can be an asshole and a dumbass too but thats just connies boyfriend.

Friend:WHo is that?
Connie:Thats just Connies boyfriend hes a bitch

Connies Boyfriend by hjhbiih January 31, 2021