A Connie is the best friend everyone wants. She’ll stay up with you on calls for hours on end and be there to search up your crushes social media. You never feel judged around a Connie and you can tell her anything, secrets always stay with her. At first she’s a very quiet and shy person in the corner, however, once you get to know a Connie, she is the kindest, funniest person ever. She makes you laugh so hard your ribs start to hurt. She is there for you honestly. A Connie can have a lot of insecurities and things they don’t like about themselves but at the end of the day they don’t see how amazing they are. Once you have a Connie you never want to let go of her. She is one of the best people you ever meet.
someone: who’s your best friend?

Me: Connie

Someone: everyone needs a Connie
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Connie has a big nyash
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A very delicious type of meat.
Demon1: is the child here?
Mother: yes, in the truck.
Demon 2: oh wow! Is that connie?
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A Connie is a deliciously light and refreshing alcoholic beverage, which stems from the North West region of England. The rhubarb is sourced from the purest soils of the United Kingdom and is enjoyed across the entirety of Europe.

It contains rhubarb gin, dry ginger ale, grapefruit, and mint leaves.
I tell you what, I could really do with a Connie right now
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For someone to be connie it’s to be sauce full and a hint of dryness

E.g.
Person 1: rah who’s that pengting

Person 2: that’s connie bruv she’s leng but slyly dry.
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A “conservative” who uses propaganda phrases like “triggered a lib” drives a bank owned 4 door and voted for a wanna be authoritarian who saluted enemy generals. Pronounce like the other slang for fans of Authoritarianism, Commies.
This Connie at the bar was boasting about how he owned a lib and his girl just groaned.
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Submissive breedable human. A person who nests but denies to do so. May also excel in cooking (musubi ), typically the oldest sibling and is gay.
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