Coney Island Corn Dog

The Coney Island Corn Dog is when a guy does a woman in the corn hole while riding the ferris wheel at Coney Island. However, this can occur at any amusement park.

Grandpa Granger: Hey sonny did you go to Coney Island the other day?

Danger Granger: Why yes grandpa, and I took my new girlfriend.

Grandpa Granger: Well I hope you gave her a Coney Island Corn Dog!

Danger Granger: I certainly did grandpa. Although I don't think you know what a Coney Island Corn Dog means these days.

Grandpa Granger: It's when you do your woman in the corn hole on the ferris wheel. Your grandma still enjoys a good Coney Island Corn Dog to this very day!

Danger Granger: I want to high-five you, but I think I'm gonna go now.

Coney Island Corn Dog by Teratoma69 June 14, 2011

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Coney Island Corndog

When you take a messy shit on a bed sheet, smear it over a large area, and then wrap a naked chick it your shit covered sheet.

Yo that girl was pissed when I tried to turn her into a Coney Island Corndog

Coney Island Corndog by ratchetmesss August 28, 2013

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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