Computer Cow

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Somebody who sits on their ass all day on their computer and

watches retarded online shows, youtube sensations, fails, lame music videos, laugh at other peoples failures and writes hate comments on youtube videos, like how cows graze all day and eat grass.

("Did you see two girls one cup?" - "No cause I'm doing something important!")

("What are you doing today" - "Nothing")

("Sky John is really fun"- "NO! hes a Fucking Retard.....")

("Mom can you cook me dinner cause I'm on my computer"- "Such a Fucking computer cow")

Computer Cow by Walter Dixshit October 24, 2011

Cowputer

a digital storage and information processing device that utilize the painted strips/QR codes on cows as datastore and movements of the herd to process data

A globally distributed server farm is by connecting Cowputers to Starlink.

Cowputers generates consistent revenue for the cattle industry.

Cowputer by chairdog January 26, 2021

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Cowputer

A computer used by cows in order to post choreographed videos on their Youtube account.

The cows used a cowputer to post a video on Youtube

Cowputer by Cowman55555555555555 September 11, 2010

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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