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When one's own feces is taken from them, gently heated, and then spoon fed back into their anus.
"I hate my boss so much, I just want to tie him to his chair and give him a Columbian Pantry."

"My underwear stinks today. I received a Columbian Pantry from my ex last night."
by SaucePatties October 05, 2015
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