Colonial Middle School is a place that
will make you want to kill yourself. You will not meet anyone nice here unless you are a 5’1 busty Latina with quadruple f cups, a
white or white washed bony girl yielding
Starbucks, a privileged Caucasian male with the same copy and paste ice cream
scoop haircut, or a black kid who leans into the stereotypical black boy/girl stereotype for the amusement of said
white males. If you don’t like any of these descriptions, I would recommend running for the hills FAR FAR away from this school. If you’
re already enrolled, prepare to be outcast, a lifetime of therapy, or death. If you still decide to come for the academic aspect, you
will be sorely disappointed. The teachers refuse to teach and have an outburst when the students
test scores reflect this. If you happen to meet a teacher who is nice to you and CAN teach, they are most likely a pedophile. Not only this, I would not feed any of this school
food to Jeffery Epstein. It is often expired, undercooked, or is simply “straight up ASS.” The bathrooms are also FILTHY. If there aren’t popular kids slurping on geek bars like their lives depend on it giving you
dirty looks for simply needing to use the bathroom, there are shit, period blood, or piss on the floors and walls. In short, do not attend this school if you do not have the funds for rehab after graduation.
