A Colesy is a male gym junkie who is renowned for sending naked selfies to 12 year olds for sexual favours. Usually a Colesy has a hawttttt mumm called Debbie that likes the occasional sausage in her pooper.
A Colesy also likes to wear 'swag' clothes most days, the weekends are commonly called 'extra swag' days.
A Colesy will often fall in love with his female friends after a few weeks.
He thinks his dreads are 'metro' but they are not.
Dont be tricked by his masculanity and his jungle like chest hair, he has the emotions of a 'twelvie'.
Colesy always cries after he consumes alcohol, also when he is cut from football teams e.g Under 15's ColinSylvia Football squad
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.