Cockwheel

A cockwheel is a person who acts like an idiot, asshole, douchebag, etc.

Basically it's a replacement word for anyone who is a dick, or the above terms.

"I was reading thru some forum posts...Garry seems like a cockwheel, but he's good at what he does."

"My teacher is such a cockwheel dude...he gave us a pop quiz everyday this week!"

by AR245 September 28, 2008

Cogwheeling

to think hard over something that bother's one's mind.

I am cogwheeling hard over it.

by Amirouche Roos June 6, 2007

Cockcheese

How does one explain cockcheese? Imagine twenty men, standing shoulder-to-shoulder in a group circle. Then, all of them whip out their dicks and masturbate for three consecutive hours. The juices all land in the middle of the circle, mixing into a puddle and eventually a giant mountain of cum. After the event is over, the residue is left on the floor for a few days. And, well, you know how milk becomes like cottage cheese if you leave it out in the open for a few days? Apply the same process, and will form a similar product with the same textures and a very delicious taste. There you have it, Cockcheese.

Afterwards, Cockcheese is often scooped and placed in separate containers, ready to be sold in stores. While most enjoy this most luxurious product plain, it often comes in different variations for the more adventurous types. There is, for example, Swiss Cockcheese in which the participating males stick their dicks in the material after the cottage cheese effect, thus forming holes for a more exotic design. Or for you activist mothers out there who don't want to consume a product with the harmful effects of pesticides from participating males, we have Organic Cockcheese for an extra $1.99.

by Dorr200789 December 28, 2009

norman cockwell

Painting a woman with cum when a guy blows his load from a hand job.

He pulled out and finished with a hand job, painting her body with cum like he was Norman Cockwell.

by Cheeaintlion December 16, 2015

cockcheese

Cheese found growing on between the foreskin and bellend. Also more generally used as an insult.

Yo momma is such a cockcheese.

by Dz wanks goats July 5, 2003

cockwelder

1. a heinously counterproductive and forgetful landlord; who usually DOES NOT give a flying fuck about the needs of the tenants
2. one who welds cock

1. The dishwasher is broken and we haven't had a front door for 3 months. I told cockwelder about that shit last year. Plus cockwelder keeps forgetting to pick up my rent cheque. HEY COCKWELDER, FUCK YOU!
2. The cockwelder was working hard all night on his/her latest batch of wrought iron cocks.

by Chuck the Bearer of Truth October 20, 2005

Cockshield

When you cockblock yourself intentionally to get away from, or dismiss, unwanted pussy.

I was walking in the mall today and saw Sally; she came up to me, but I had to cockshield myself because she was overweight.

by Yames Blue June 29, 2011