A Cockblock Abu, or CBA, is any person or creature that hinders the sexual conquests of his companion. The origin stems from the Disney classic, Aladdin, where Aladdin's advances at tapping Jasmine were constantly thwarted by the presence of his god-forsaken primate sidekick.
by TeamAladdin March 16, 2009
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Dude 1: Didn't you guys watch Schindler's List last night?
Dude 2: Fuck no, man! That cockblockbuster turned Jenny celibate for two weeks last time she saw it.
Dude 2: Fuck no, man! That cockblockbuster turned Jenny celibate for two weeks last time she saw it.
by Schnurrgasaurus July 30, 2011
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