Cockblock Abu

A Cockblock Abu, or CBA, is any person or creature that hinders the sexual conquests of his companion. The origin stems from the Disney classic, Aladdin, where Aladdin's advances at tapping Jasmine were constantly thwarted by the presence of his god-forsaken primate sidekick.

"Bro, Kevin would NOT leave the room last night. He was being such a Cockblock Abu!"

Cockblock Abu by TeamAladdin March 16, 2009

cockblockbuster 

A high-grossing hollywood film that is so emotionally disturbing that it eradicates all sexual desire for hours, or even days.

Dude 1: Didn't you guys watch Schindler's List last night?
Dude 2: Fuck no, man! That cockblockbuster turned Jenny celibate for two weeks last time she saw it.

cockblockbuster by Schnurrgasaurus July 30, 2011