Coaché is the spanish word for coach. Coaches who go by Coaché typically show side effects of Alzheimer's and Schizophrenia. Coaché's are sometimes left unattended by their wranglers, and will seek to fuck married women. They are also afraid of chickens. A Coaché will always carry a bottle of wine with him no matter where he is going. Sometimes a Coaché will act gay around the boys, and even though he says he's not, you know deep down that he is.
"Hey did Coaché say if you were going to that tournament while you were cuddling?"
"No, I think he forgot."
"No, I think he forgot."
by Duusuu February 24, 2020