Clown Tear

Occurs when a male ejaculates in a woman's eye and it runs down the woman's face. When accomplished, it makes the woman look as if she has tears rolling down her face.

I blew one right in Lara's eye the other night! I gave her a Clown Tear so thick, she was able to blow bubbles with it as it oozed over her mouth!

Clown Tear by James Milhowse November 26, 2010

clown tears 

Slang for pre-ejaculate (also known as pre-ejaculatory fluid, preseminal fluid, or Cowper's fluid, and colloquially as pre-cum) is the clear, colorless, viscous fluid that emits from the urethra of a man's penis when he is sexually aroused.

That girl got me so hot I was shedding clown tears.

clown tears by oskie October 26, 2009

Clown Tears 

The tears of someone, usually liberal, that's known for complaining or crying about every decision President Trump makes. Even the smart logical ones...

"yeah man ever since Trump backed out of that Paris deal Tina's been shedding those Clown Tears...

Clown Tears by BirdLi June 8, 2017

tears of a clown 

A phrase used to describe a person who appears joyful and chipper around people but is actually emotionally distraught. Usually this results from heartbreak or a severely stubbed toe.

Johnny: Have you heard Al's joke about his last ex!!!?
Betty: It's funny! But I'm sure he hides the tears of a clown.
Johnny: ...Betty your such a frikin downer.

tears of a clown by Ejizelator March 2, 2016

Anaheim Tears Of A Clown 

ATOC is a gang in the SW part of the city of crime. Members of this gang can be found throughout Anaheim and Buena Park, but are usually kicken it in their varrio on Knott and Savanna St. Keep Truchas and Fuck a Posole and a DelMonkey

"Shit ese, those foos from Anaheim Tears Of a Clown fucked up those little levas from pobre."

Anaheim Tears Of A Clown by T3ARSUP August 26, 2008

Tears From a Sky Clown 

1. Verb: To achieve ridiculous goals through ridiculous means.

2. Noun: The condensation formed on the skin of a Sky Clown as it flaps about in the morning dew. The process of officially acquiring these tears is as follows: Place the Sky Clown outside between the hours of midnight and 3am, wait until 7am with correct weather conditions which would produce dew on an average lawn, and then wring the moisture from said Sky Clown before 9am.

My boss wants me to wash my teeth without a brush for the next week, but still wants me to be clean! It's like milking tears from a sky clown over here.

Tears From a Sky Clown by jimmies be rustled April 8, 2020

clowntard

1. Someone who is so retarded they should not be employed in a supervisory or managerial position but unfortunately for the rest of the world that must interact with them they are.

2. Someone who should only be employed at the circus or as childrens birthday entertainment.

Durkaeric: The question being is....can a 40 Ton counterweight be carried in a half ton pickup truck?

Joe Blow: Durkaeric is a real effin clowntard isn't he!

clowntard by Vagetarian89 November 19, 2010