Occurs when a male ejaculates in a woman's eye and it runs down the woman's face. When accomplished, it makes the woman look as if she has tears rolling down her face.
I blew one right in Lara's eye the other night! I gave her a Clown Tear so thick, she was able to blow bubbles with it as it oozed over her mouth!
by James Milhowse November 26, 2010
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by oskie October 26, 2009
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The tears of someone, usually liberal, that's known for complaining or crying about every decision President Trump makes. Even the smart logical ones...
by BirdLi June 8, 2017
Get the Clown Tears mug.A phrase used to describe a person who appears joyful and chipper around people but is actually emotionally distraught. Usually this results from heartbreak or a severely stubbed toe.
Johnny: Have you heard Al's joke about his last ex!!!?
Betty: It's funny! But I'm sure he hides the tears of a clown.
Johnny: ...Betty your such a frikin downer.
Betty: It's funny! But I'm sure he hides the tears of a clown.
Johnny: ...Betty your such a frikin downer.
by Ejizelator March 2, 2016
Get the tears of a clown mug.ATOC is a gang in the SW part of the city of crime. Members of this gang can be found throughout Anaheim and Buena Park, but are usually kicken it in their varrio on Knott and Savanna St. Keep Truchas and Fuck a Posole and a DelMonkey
by T3ARSUP August 26, 2008
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2. Noun: The condensation formed on the skin of a Sky Clown as it flaps about in the morning dew. The process of officially acquiring these tears is as follows: Place the Sky Clown outside between the hours of midnight and 3am, wait until 7am with correct weather conditions which would produce dew on an average lawn, and then wring the moisture from said Sky Clown before 9am.
2. Noun: The condensation formed on the skin of a Sky Clown as it flaps about in the morning dew. The process of officially acquiring these tears is as follows: Place the Sky Clown outside between the hours of midnight and 3am, wait until 7am with correct weather conditions which would produce dew on an average lawn, and then wring the moisture from said Sky Clown before 9am.
My boss wants me to wash my teeth without a brush for the next week, but still wants me to be clean! It's like milking tears from a sky clown over here.
by jimmies be rustled April 8, 2020
Get the Tears From a Sky Clown mug.1. Someone who is so retarded they should not be employed in a supervisory or managerial position but unfortunately for the rest of the world that must interact with them they are.
2. Someone who should only be employed at the circus or as childrens birthday entertainment.
2. Someone who should only be employed at the circus or as childrens birthday entertainment.
Durkaeric: The question being is....can a 40 Ton counterweight be carried in a half ton pickup truck?
Joe Blow: Durkaeric is a real effin clowntard isn't he!
Joe Blow: Durkaeric is a real effin clowntard isn't he!
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