Closet Diddler

Closet riddler. Someone who riddles kids on the dl but pretends to be anti chomo and takes an extreme stance against chomos
Example- "Did you hear Ron Mckinney from Park Hills MO is a Closet Diddler?"

Example- "Damn bro, I thought Ron was for the kids not in them"
by GetDashedBro January 15, 2025
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Closet Diddler

Closet diddler. Someone who diddles kids on the dl but pretends to be anti chomo and takes an extreme stance against chomos
Example: "Did you hear Ron Mckinney from Park Hills Missouri is a closet Diddler?"

Example: "I thought Ron hated chomos, turns out he was just a Closet Diddler"
by GetDashedBro January 15, 2025
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