Clock the T 

Seems to be used more in the gay community, more specifically in the gay black community.

T is short for "the truth," so clocking the T means

1) to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, without embellishments, without edits, and without apology.

2) to state your own personal opinion about any person, place, thing, or situation, again without embellishments, edits, or apology.

In layman's terms, Clocking the T is synonymous with "keeping it real." It can also be used for gossip.

Quaadir Howard from youtube (username Timaya) giving his opinion on Lady Gaga (paraphrased)-
"I don't too much care for her. People are giving her praises but I'm not impressed. Her videos and perfornances hardly make sense with her songs. She's vulgar and over the top just for the sake of getting attention and fame. That is my opinion and you don't have to like it. If she gave me what i needed, I would have given her kudos, but she didn't and I'm going to clock the T where the T needs to be clocked, mmkay sweetheart?"

Adam - "Watch this dance move!" *starts dancing horribly* "So how did you like my dancing, Keith?"
Keith - "You really don't need to be dancing. You look like a retarded flamingo trying to find a mate."
Adam - "that's not very nice"
Keith - "Well if you ask for my opinion, ms thing, I'm going to clock the T on that ass. how you doin."

Clock the T by dennis88 October 14, 2010

if the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock 

“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock” is a famous quote written by the realest gia. This should be a mock against the offensive “if her age is on the clock then she’s ready for my cock” sentence which is pedophelic.

“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock”
“Yes daddy”
HAAHAA

if the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock by gauda slay August 25, 2023

let the clock tick

To let time pass or to stay out of something for a while

I'll advise you let the clock tick on this.

let the clock tick by Izrhel Farrell March 14, 2015

clock the spook 

Drag slang: To recognize the person you are looking at is in fact a drag queen, and not a biological woman.

(At a drag show)
RJ: Where is Wally?
Marshawn: He just walked by.
RJ: I did not clock the spook.

clock the spook by Bennit Glass April 8, 2015

Clock the doc 

The act of watching (or clocking) a documentary.

Did you clock the doc about sharks last night on BBC1?

Clock the doc by Dudecaker April 10, 2019

off the clock on the cock 

a phrase to usually a co-worker meaning what you do on your own time is your business

What mark and john do is their business, i mean off the clock on the cock, what ever man.......

off the clock on the cock by masterdopey October 9, 2009

the hands make the clock 

a phrase with a double meaning.

1. the creator is the one who shapes the creation to be what it is.

2. some things are just necessary and everything else isn't.

"you did really well on that test!" "oh, thank you, professor! the hands make the clock, as they say!"

the hands make the clock by krissalamander February 20, 2025