Clock God 

The Clock God is a being who sees all and knows all, If you don't worship him you'll be trapped in a hourglass

Someonewhoisntme:Did you worship the Clock God?
Someonewhoalsoisntme: Obviously, i don't wanna be trapped in a hour glass

Clock God by Not Akai September 1, 2017

atomci clock god 

A reference to stupid and ignorant wannabe physicists who argue with people who actually know primary school science. 'atomci' is a mispelling of 'atomic' as was popularised by some idiots in science newsgroups.

They tried to say 'atomic clock god' to refer to the way some scientific theories are backed up by readings of atomic clocks.

Just you continue to worship your atomci clock god!

atomci clock god by ching-3 January 24, 2007

Cock God 

A gay man-whore who gets a lot of guys and has sex with them on the first date.

Tim: I've got a date with Thomas tonight.

Michael: look out, he's a cock god

Cock God by Ifucktastybitches September 14, 2016

God cock 

when God fucks you in your asshole without warning and without lube

Stef: Shenae got god cocked last week her girl fucked her dad
shemar: damn really

God cock by Brokebitch November 29, 2019

God Cock 

The MASSIVE and all powerful Cock of God, that comes down from the heavens to punish religious doers who have erred,

by smacking them in the face on both cheeks.

"And thy God Cock shall come crashing down from thy heavens, And thou shalt know the wrath of thy God Cock,

For generation upon generation."

-Leviticus 13:5

God Cock by religious doer April 19, 2010

God Cock 

What religious people are said to suck on by some in the atheist community.

That family really sucks the god cock.

God Cock by Bonkerstheclown January 10, 2009

God cock 

Usually an interjection. The word itself can have many literal meanings, however, based on your standpoint on matters of religion or diety. The 'God Cock', per se, could either be,for example, Absolutley massive, on a godly scale, to non-existent from an atheistic viewpoint.

God Cock! My testicles are perspiring. Marc, wipe them for me.

As a gerund or modifier: This is God-cocking bullshit.

God cock by Emoxgodxcock July 30, 2005