Clock God
The Clock God is a being who sees all and knows all, If you don't worship him you'll be trapped in a hourglass
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atomci clock god
A reference to stupid and ignorant wannabe physicists who argue with people who actually know primary school science. 'atomci' is a mispelling of 'atomic' as was popularised by some idiots in science newsgroups.
They tried to say 'atomic clock god' to refer to the way some scientific theories are backed up by readings of atomic clocks.
They tried to say 'atomic clock god' to refer to the way some scientific theories are backed up by readings of atomic clocks.
atomci clock god by ching-3 January 24, 2007
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Cock God
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God Cock
The MASSIVE and all powerful Cock of God, that comes down from the heavens to punish religious doers who have erred,
by smacking them in the face on both cheeks.
by smacking them in the face on both cheeks.
"And thy God Cock shall come crashing down from thy heavens, And thou shalt know the wrath of thy God Cock,
For generation upon generation."
-Leviticus 13:5
For generation upon generation."
-Leviticus 13:5
God Cock by religious doer April 19, 2010
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God Cock by Bonkerstheclown January 10, 2009
God cock
Usually an interjection. The word itself can have many literal meanings, however, based on your standpoint on matters of religion or diety. The 'God Cock', per se, could either be,for example, Absolutley massive, on a godly scale, to non-existent from an atheistic viewpoint.
God Cock! My testicles are perspiring. Marc, wipe them for me.
As a gerund or modifier: This is God-cocking bullshit.
As a gerund or modifier: This is God-cocking bullshit.
God cock by Emoxgodxcock July 30, 2005
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