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Clobberhead 

On the golf course when you have a putt that you or any of your friends have easily made before Then you attempt the putt and hit the ball so hard it goes way past the hole. Usually making your next put longer than the first.
On the eigth green I had a four footer for par , I clobberheaded the putt and had a five footer coming back. Sometimes I’m such a clobberhead.
Clobberhead by Time for time May 30, 2018
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Clobbered 

Beaten decisively. When applied to a person, it usually refers to a fistfight. Inanimate objects that have been clobbered are unlikely to be repairable.

Synonyms: thrashed, beaten, smashed, destroyed
Urbandictionary.com's reputation is being clobbered by bad definitions.
Clobbered by rosignol May 17, 2005

Clobbered 

To be in the prescence of a balls-naked Ray Childress (ex-Houston Oiler), perfecting a yoga pose in the steamroom at the Houstonian gym, while trading stocks via cell phone.
I want to go stretch in the steamroom but Ray Childress is in there and I don't want to get "clobbered."
Clobbered by Haent August 14, 2009

clobbered 

To be completely out of your mind intoxicated.
Last night I drank A LOT of alcohol, I was clobbered.

I really wanna get clobbered at the party this weekend.
clobbered by Lyss Pliss June 5, 2006

Cloggerhead Hurdle 

Stealthy and rapidly exiting a public restroom after plugging the toilet with a massive B.M.
Although I feel badly for the janitor, I had no choice but to cloggerhead hurdle out of the Macy's restroom, as there was no plunger available.

cloggerhead turtle 

fecal matter that feels as if it is coming out of the anus and, when released, severely clogs a toilet.
Sam Excuse me sir, but i just pushed out a cloggerhead turtle in there...you're gonna need to get a plunger.

Middle school janitor You little bastard.

clobbered 

the feeling given to a homosexual male after having his arse feltched and then passionately kissing his male partner (the feltcher).
tom let bill have his way with him and finish in his arse, when bill flipped him over to passionately kiss him. tom could taste himself...the sensation was overpowering..as he calm down he layed back sighed, "i'm so clobbered"
clobbered by herbert67 August 6, 2009
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