As the green economy grows, we must acknowledge a new generation of "dude" who majors in whatever will make them the most money, and then goes on to rent an overpriced "luxury" condo in the most freshly gentrified neighborhood. First it was economics, then it was computer science. But recently, you may have noticed the lacrosse-proficient, white-smiled student athlete in your environmental science class, maybe even in Birkenstocks to virtue signal their allegiance to "the cause."

These, are the climate chads. Follow them on LinkedIn.
A: Did you see that Johnny is founding a solar dog house company?
B: Ugh, what a climate chad.
by PookSmokesFatBlunts October 4, 2022
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