*Searches* How do I find pokemon in pokemon go?

*Loads promising looking clickbait article from Google search*

Pokemon Go is becoming more and more common since it's initial release

<loads stupid ad for stock trading>

Several Ddos attacks have been made on the servers by hackers

<Visit yahoo.co.uk> *Installs search engine hijacker*

With the hot summer weather, many people are out and about hunting for pokemon.

<Visit (insert online casino name here) for £20 free bet>

Me: Come on get to the f'king point already!

Some careless players have found themselves having nasty accidents

<click here to see some dumb photo gallery with even more ads>

Pokemon are usually found in parks and near landmarks.

Me: Thanks for getting to the point at last!